Ever wondered what it feels like to get it on in the back of the library? How about upstairs Usdan? Admit it, you have always wanted to make out with someone knowing some poor soul will glance over and see you and your most recent hook-up sucking face.The most obvious spot is your own room. Do not underestimate the power of your bed. You are safe there: No one will interrupt you and everyone else who hears through the extremely thin walls will attempt to ignore you. In addition, if you have a roommate, it's a bit hotter because of the possibility of being walked in on.

If your hook-up has a car and you both have roommates, go hit it up! You can get it on to some great tunes with the heater going without the stress of being interrupted. Just make sure it's parked in the back of J-lot and not during the cops' patrol. They will, I repeat, will, break you up, and you will see it in the police log the following week.

Now, let's look at locations on campus where a bit of horizontal-or vertical-action could occur. The library's stacks are a great place to go for a bit of action. Be careful during exams, though. You never know who might walk through.

There are a ton of rooms throughout Usdan, but I suggest checking out the very top floor where there are some with great views. In the Shapiro Campus Center, nothing beats a great late-night romp in the Multi-Purpose Room or even the third floor bathroom. Personally, I want to get it on on the roof, but I think I'll wait until spring.

I have been told that Rabb is completely deserted late at night. Just make sure to bring a blanket because stone and cement gets very chilly even in warm weather. Watch out for people fliering, though. While they might not see you, they could hear you and then come looking.

In the Mods, try going at it behind a building where there is a party going on. The buildings block the wind and produce lots of shadows, so unless you are louder than the party, you will most likely not be found.

Of course, if you like playing it safe, most of these places are not for you. You are better off just asking your roommate to find another bed for the night. But if you want to spice things up, try one of these places, or try one of your own. Either way, at least you're getting it on!