Klein: Good morning, Klein, and welcome to the second-ever Klein: Unrelated. 

Klein: So on behalf of those who aren’t hip yet, what exactly will we be doing here? 

Klein: I’m so glad you asked! Seeing as we are two guys with the last name Klein who happen to be unrelated to each other, it only makes sense that we start a food review section dedicated to local restaurants. 

Klein: Intriguing, to say the least. For our second review, we went into Waltham on Main Street to review Wilson’s Diner. 

Klein: Okay, so what did you get there? 

Klein: I had a three-egg special — with an extra egg added on. 

Klein: Oh? And how was it? 

Klein: If you’d like to know, the fourth egg was the best egg by far. 

Klein: Weren’t they scrambled? 

Klein: That’s besides the point. It came with toast — as do all of the specials — and mine was a bit dry, though I suppose all toast is dry. The orange juice, on the other hand, was freshly squeezed, and I felt it was definitely the right choice. It tasted just like Florida. How did you enjoy your meal Mr. Klein? 

Klein: Don’t call me that, that’s my fathers name. My food, however, was consistently above average. I got the Greek omelet, and the tomatoes were straight from Zeus. 

Messler: There’s more where that came from! 

Klein: ….How did you get in here? Anyways, my coffee and side of potatoes were delightfully what you would expect. 

Klein: And the ambiance — I really felt that the vibes of a classic old-school diner added a lot to the experience. 

Klein: I will say, however, the benches leave much to be desired. If you have a bad back, you may want to consider somewhere else. 

Klein: Noted. Really though, the atmosphere is quite cozy and the staff are more than kind. Lastly, on a scale from 1-18, how would you rate it? 

Klein: What an interesting scale! I would rate it a 13.7. How about you? 

Klein: I would say probably a 15 on the dot. I really enjoy Wilson’s every time, and the price for the quality and ambiance is simply unbeatable. 

Klein: So … to go or not to go? That is the question. 

Klein: What? We already went. 

Klein: Nooo, I meant for them! 

Klein: Oh. Sure. Yeah, go.