Klein: Good morning, Klein, and welcome to Klein: Unrelated. 

Klein: So, on behalf of those who aren’t hip yet, what exactly will we be doing here? 

Klein: I’m so glad you asked! Seeing as how we are two guys with the last name Klein who happen to be unrelated to each other, it only makes sense that we start a food review section dedicated to local restaurants. 

Klein: Well I’ll be. Today, we have Asia Wok, which can be found on Main Street quite close to the Merc Apartments BranVan stop and Dragon Chef in Needham. 

Klein: Good to know, and what is, como se dice, the vibe of Asia Wok? If you had one sentence, how would you describe it? 

Klein: I didn’t know you spoke Spanish! Okay, with one sentence I would say it is the greatest restaurant in the world … when all other restaurants are closed. Its hours are 3 p.m. to 1 a.m., and it is perfect for after a party or if you’re up super late and need something cheap that’s not Hoot Market (“C-store”) food. 

Klein: How about Dragon Chef? 

Klein: Well, to be honest, this was the first time I’d had Dragon Chef and I was not impressed. 

Klein: Yeah, I agree. It was just generally of lower quality, cost more and had a similar delivery time. Asia Wok wipes the floor with Dragon Chef. 

Klein: Okay, so what did you get?

Klein: I am a vegetarian, so I had to get some spicy string beans from both. The Dragon Chef beans were bland at best and soggy. Asia Wok’s had a great flavor to them and tasted significantly fresher than Dragon Chef’s. 

Klein: I agree; I got a chow mein and, I’ll be honest, I didn’t know what it was. I am now depressed. I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. 

Klein: Yeah, I usually stay away from dishes like that. 

Klein: Okay finally, let’s get into the ratings. What do you have on a scale of one to seven for Asia Wok and for Dragon Chef? 

Klein: For Asia Wok, I have a very respectable four. I think the food is slightly above average and the hours are simply unbeatable … unless you want to eat at a normal hour. Asia Wok is cheaper, open significantly later and tastes better, making it an overall much better option for students. I’d give Dragon Chef a two and a half. 

Klein: Yeah, to be honest, I was just disappointed with my choice of dish. I would go with a five for Asia Wok and a solid one and a half for Dragon Chef.